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BaBoon thumped his chest and yodeled (like Tarzan):

Hmmm...it's Friday at 8pm. What have you got planned for tonight?

I just got back from a nice dinner. I'm jumping in the shower and then
I'm off to San Antonio for the weekend. There's an [sic] a big art show in
town and I volunteered to help one of the artists set up her exhibit.
There'll be tons of music as well, and I'll be covering some of it for
the two magazines I work for. It's gonna be a blast.

Maybe you can ask Scott to keep you company. You two try not to waste
your whole weekend arguing with strangers on the Internet, 'kay? LoL!

Sorry to have to tell you this but the stench of your reeking hypocrisy has
permeated down to your very core and there's just no washing it away no matter
how many times in the day you 'jump in the shower'. ("Jumping in the shower"?
What a corny phrase.)

At last, the real reason for your relentless trolling as of late is revealed:
the need for fresh ideas and words and snappy phrasings to jazz up that tired,
old, pedestrian prose you regularly churn out. (And I'm sure Arny and Bobo are
just dying to find out the "two magazines" you'll be hawking your
less-than-illustrious copy.)

So I won't begrudge your bananas on this one, monkeyboy, cause even a working
stiff chimp like you has gotta eat. Bon appétit, BaBoonie. ;-)