Dear RAO participant, consider the following:

You are driving from Texas to California in your brand new Lincoln Navigator
Ultimate Edition. Somewhere in the middle of nowhere you notice Arnii lying
on the road in an undetermined state. Do you:

A. Stop and put on the snow chains and then do a dozen donuts on him to end
his suffering.

B. Use a rope to attach him to the hitch and tow him to the emergency room
in Flagstaff without having to soil your cream leather interior.

C. Continue driving until your phone stops roaming and it is cheaper to call
the Highway Department and advise them to go and check it out.

D. Continue driving, find a religious AM station and say a quiet prayor.
After all, God kept you focused on the road ahead and saved you from an
extra car wash.

E. Stop and pull him to safety to the roadside. Any number of endangered
species might be dining on him later on unless he somehow recovers.


Everyone's participation is encouraged.

Cheers,

Margaret

"Margaret von B." wrote in message
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Dear RAO participant, consider the following:

You are driving from Texas to California in your brand new Lincoln
Navigator Ultimate Edition. Somewhere in the middle of nowhere you notice
Arnii lying on the road in an undetermined state. Do you:

A. Stop and put on the snow chains and then do a dozen donuts on him to
end his suffering.

B. Use a rope to attach him to the hitch and tow him to the emergency room
in Flagstaff without having to soil your cream leather interior.

C. Continue driving until your phone stops roaming and it is cheaper to
call the Highway Department and advise them to go and check it out.

D. Continue driving, find a religious AM station and say a quiet prayor.
After all, God kept you focused on the road ahead and saved you from an
extra car wash.

E. Stop and pull him to safety to the roadside. Any number of endangered
species might be dining on him later on unless he somehow recovers.


Everyone's participation is encouraged.

Cheers,

Margaret

Leave a message for his pastor, with approximate latitutde and longitude.

Margaret von B. said:

Everyone's participation is encouraged.

F. Chop him into little bits and tell Mikey you have a ****load of bugs for
him to eat.

Margaret von B. wrote



Dear RAO participant, consider the following:

You are driving from Texas to California in your brand new Lincoln Navigator
Ultimate Edition. Somewhere in the middle of nowhere you notice Arnii lying
on the road in an undetermined state. Do you:

A. Stop and put on the snow chains and then do a dozen donuts on him to end
his suffering.



That's the initial reaction but before that, you should remove his wallet off
his trouser. And then later on, donate the money found in his wallet, if any,
to a non-profit organization helping sexually abused children recover from
the trauma.






Cheers,

Margaret


Here's Michael McKelvy, with a butterfly tattoed in his biceps,
analysing the content on the current Poll at Rao.


http://tinyurl.com/9d7e2

"Margaret von B." wrote in message
...
Dear RAO participant, consider the following:

You are driving from Texas to California in your brand new Lincoln
Navigator Ultimate Edition. Somewhere in the middle of nowhere you notice
Arnii lying on the road in an undetermined state. Do you:

A. Stop and put on the snow chains and then do a dozen donuts on him to
end his suffering.

B. Use a rope to attach him to the hitch and tow him to the emergency room
in Flagstaff without having to soil your cream leather interior.

C. Continue driving until your phone stops roaming and it is cheaper to
call the Highway Department and advise them to go and check it out.

D. Continue driving, find a religious AM station and say a quiet prayor.
After all, God kept you focused on the road ahead and saved you from an
extra car wash.

E. Stop and pull him to safety to the roadside. Any number of endangered
species might be dining on him later on unless he somehow recovers.


New thought: Put out a road hazard sign. No reason for anyone to wreck a
tire.