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Home-invasion bass is a CRIME, not a hobby
Decent people of America: STOP whatever you're doing, like sleeping or
trying to enjoy your own music at civilized volumes, because here they come, down your street or into the driveway next door! These snot-rags are the center of the Universe and you MUST worship their noise. The worship will continue over and over at any time of their choosing, including Sundays. Victims are reluctant to take action because dealing with criminals is a drag. Once you go that route, their problems get forced into your life and can escalate quickly. And this is a special type of crime. It doesn't leave much forensic evidence, except bags under the eyes. It's also hard to record the "feel" of extreme bass with common microphones. To top it off, the perpetrators get defiant when asked to live above the level of gorillas. If apes were banging their fists on your house at all hours, animal control would be called, but these troglodytes do it with sound pressure over distance. They don't see it as wrong because they have yet to develop a conscience, or lack that brain structure. I take that back: some of them are simply evil. In milder cases, they think you'll find them ultra-cool and bask in the glory of their brain-pounding thuds. It's a type of megalomania, and many cases have real crime attached; drug dealing, chop shops, etc.. These orangutans have decided that society's rules are beneath them, so anything goes. But they sho' are happy to leech off society's benefits, like the very gear they use to rattle your house. Few of them would have the intelligence or patience to invent it from scratch. School just ain't cool for ghetto thumpers. What can be done? It's a case-by-case solution at best. Use the same caution you would when confronting any sociopath. They lack the sense of fair-play we expect from civilized folks, and may take revenge on your personal property - or your person. Try documenting the bass with a mic. or camcorder that has good response. That is, if you can get close enough without being made or shot. Is there much hope? Not so long as the reptilian brain-stem remains intact in human evolution. A doctor should invent a "core lobotomy" to remove parts of the primitive brain while keeping functional levels intact. Rare cases that are prosecuted could suffer that as a sentence. E.A. http://enough_already.tripod.com/ If any other species behaved like Man we'd call it a plague. P.S. Save your canned responses about not all boomers being psychopaths, or acting like you're persecuted as "hobbyists." You all know exactly what the issue is. Whether or not you give a damn is the main point. |
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Home-invasion bass is a CRIME, not a hobby
You have been posting your crap on the web since 2003 and where has it got
you? Enjoy another 5 years of snot-rags and Harley riders rattling your windows. In article , Enough Already wrote: Decent people of America: STOP whatever you're doing, like sleeping or trying to enjoy your own music at civilized volumes, because here they come, down your street or into the driveway next door! These snot-rags are the center of the Universe and you MUST worship their noise. The worship will continue over and over at any time of their choosing, including Sundays. Victims are reluctant to take action because dealing with criminals is a drag. Once you go that route, their problems get forced into your life and can escalate quickly. And this is a special type of crime. It doesn't leave much forensic evidence, except bags under the eyes. It's also hard to record the "feel" of extreme bass with common microphones. To top it off, the perpetrators get defiant when asked to live above the level of gorillas. If apes were banging their fists on your house at all hours, animal control would be called, but these troglodytes do it with sound pressure over distance. They don't see it as wrong because they have yet to develop a conscience, or lack that brain structure. I take that back: some of them are simply evil. In milder cases, they think you'll find them ultra-cool and bask in the glory of their brain-pounding thuds. It's a type of megalomania, and many cases have real crime attached; drug dealing, chop shops, etc.. These orangutans have decided that society's rules are beneath them, so anything goes. But they sho' are happy to leech off society's benefits, like the very gear they use to rattle your house. Few of them would have the intelligence or patience to invent it from scratch. School just ain't cool for ghetto thumpers. What can be done? It's a case-by-case solution at best. Use the same caution you would when confronting any sociopath. They lack the sense of fair-play we expect from civilized folks, and may take revenge on your personal property - or your person. Try documenting the bass with a mic. or camcorder that has good response. That is, if you can get close enough without being made or shot. Is there much hope? Not so long as the reptilian brain-stem remains intact in human evolution. A doctor should invent a "core lobotomy" to remove parts of the primitive brain while keeping functional levels intact. Rare cases that are prosecuted could suffer that as a sentence. E.A. http://enough_already.tripod.com/ If any other species behaved like Man we'd call it a plague. P.S. Save your canned responses about not all boomers being psychopaths, or acting like you're persecuted as "hobbyists." You all know exactly what the issue is. Whether or not you give a damn is the main point. |
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Home-invasion bass is a CRIME, not a hobby
"Enough Already" wrote in message ... Decent people of America: STOP whatever you're doing, like sleeping or trying to enjoy your own music at civilized volumes, because here they come, down your street or into the driveway next door! These snot-rags are the center of the Universe and you MUST worship their noise. The worship will continue over and over at any time of their choosing, including Sundays. Victims are reluctant to take action because dealing with criminals is a drag. Once you go that route, their problems get forced into your life and can escalate quickly. And this is a special type of crime. It doesn't leave much forensic evidence, except bags under the eyes. It's also hard to record the "feel" of extreme bass with common microphones. To top it off, the perpetrators get defiant when asked to live above the level of gorillas. If apes were banging their fists on your house at all hours, animal control would be called, but these troglodytes do it with sound pressure over distance. They don't see it as wrong because they have yet to develop a conscience, or lack that brain structure. I take that back: some of them are simply evil. In milder cases, they think you'll find them ultra-cool and bask in the glory of their brain-pounding thuds. It's a type of megalomania, and many cases have real crime attached; drug dealing, chop shops, etc.. These orangutans have decided that society's rules are beneath them, so anything goes. But they sho' are happy to leech off society's benefits, like the very gear they use to rattle your house. Few of them would have the intelligence or patience to invent it from scratch. School just ain't cool for ghetto thumpers. What can be done? It's a case-by-case solution at best. Use the same caution you would when confronting any sociopath. They lack the sense of fair-play we expect from civilized folks, and may take revenge on your personal property - or your person. Try documenting the bass with a mic. or camcorder that has good response. That is, if you can get close enough without being made or shot. Is there much hope? Not so long as the reptilian brain-stem remains intact in human evolution. A doctor should invent a "core lobotomy" to remove parts of the primitive brain while keeping functional levels intact. Rare cases that are prosecuted could suffer that as a sentence. E.A. http://enough_already.tripod.com/ If any other species behaved like Man we'd call it a plague. P.S. Save your canned responses about not all boomers being psychopaths, or acting like you're persecuted as "hobbyists." You all know exactly what the issue is. Whether or not you give a damn is the main point. Look on the bright side....in 15 years, the boomers will be deaf. And only outsiders know how totally funny it is when a boomer drives by, windows rolled up, and very VERY impressed with himself, and you get to hear all the stuff on his car, from trunk lid to license plate, rattling with sympathetic vibrations. Now THATS funny! D |
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Home-invasion bass is a CRIME, not a hobby
Enough Already wrote:
Decent people of America: STOP whatever you're doing, like sleeping or trying to enjoy your own music at civilized volumes, because here they come, down your street or into the driveway next door! These snot-rags are the center of the Universe and you MUST worship their noise. The worship will continue over and over at any time of their choosing, including Sundays. i mean, it's one thing to have that much bass during the rest of the week, but on the *lord's* day? that's truly sick and depraved. Victims are reluctant to take action because dealing with criminals is a drag. Once you go that route, their problems get forced into your life and can escalate quickly. And this is a special type of crime. It doesn't leave much forensic evidence, except bags under the eyes. It's also hard to record the "feel" of extreme bass with common microphones. To top it off, the perpetrators get defiant when asked to live above the level of gorillas. If apes were banging their fists on your house at all hours, animal control would be called, but these troglodytes do it with sound pressure over distance. They don't see it as wrong because they have yet to develop a conscience, or lack that brain structure. I take that back: some of them are simply evil. In milder cases, they think you'll find them ultra-cool and bask in the glory of their brain-pounding thuds. It's a type of megalomania, and many cases have real crime attached; drug dealing, chop shops, etc.. These orangutans have decided that society's rules are beneath them, so anything goes. But they sho' are happy to leech off society's benefits, like the very gear they use to rattle your house. Few of them would have the intelligence or patience to invent it from scratch. School just ain't cool for ghetto thumpers. What can be done? It's a case-by-case solution at best. Use the same caution you would when confronting any sociopath. They lack the sense of fair-play we expect from civilized folks, and may take revenge on your personal property - or your person. Try documenting the bass with a mic. or camcorder that has good response. That is, if you can get close enough without being made or shot. Is there much hope? Not so long as the reptilian brain-stem remains intact in human evolution. A doctor should invent a "core lobotomy" to remove parts of the primitive brain while keeping functional levels intact. Rare cases that are prosecuted could suffer that as a sentence. E.A. http://enough_already.tripod.com/ If any other species behaved like Man we'd call it a plague. P.S. Save your canned responses about not all boomers being psychopaths, or acting like you're persecuted as "hobbyists." You all know exactly what the issue is. Whether or not you give a damn is the main point. |
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