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Default Poopie B'ar aims low



DonkeyBorg brayed:

What puzzles me is why no-one markets a cord for selectively enhancing positive
photons !


Be puzzled no longer, Poopie. Nobody "markets" one of those because of the
liability they'd incur if somebody like got hold of it. First you'd use it
to flagellate yourself like a dervish. Then, after returning from hospital
with your wounds stitched up, you'd try garrotting yourself. No reputable
company would want to be associated with your satanic masochism rituals.




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