The Bug Eater continues to slobber over Pukey's hindquarters.

Having read posts from Stewart for roughly 10 years, there is nothing in
that time to even hint at him being outmatched regarding audio electronics.

Nobody asked you, idiot. Actually, it's no surprise you adore Stinky
Pukerton. We already know of your surreal devotion to the monstrous Arnii
Kroofeces. Given™ that you're twisted enough to fall in love with Mr. ****,
a similar obscene fixation on Lord Pukey is hardly™ a surprise.

In the meantime, go scarf some beetles with hot sauce.