The Ether
Who better to answer the Great Question of All Time but the Butcher?
Patrick, pack up a couple of valves and your trusty power supply, and
take yourself off to the Dawn of Time, please. You'll need a change of
clothes perhaps. There's no use supposing, we need a proper
experiment.
Do valves work without the Higgs Bosun?
Ian
By the time I could travel back in time to
0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000001
seconds after the Big Bang, ie, the Dawn of Tyme, I'd not only need a
change of clothes but a change of underwear' all those Gs and radation
thingemes would have at least given me a good dose of the ****z.
I'm no expert, but space can't be empty. Its like a Stray Wheelbarrow.
If ya park a stray empty barra by the road side just to watch wot
'appens to it, it might get smashed to bits by a drunk driver, stolen,
or some ******* will put somink in it, mos' likely rubbish, expectin'
some ******* to wheel it away, with rubbish.
Anyway, Space and Time and all those pesky dimensions are all a huge
mystery, and we have almost zero idea about It All. The Popes got this
stooooopid idea they knew best, and to proove a point they killed
Bruno, and so prooved nothing in fact except that Popes could be A
grade arsoles. I'd reckon if they ever doo discover a particle
responsible for Tyme, it'll sure fetch a good price, because every
******* will wanta buy one to travel back to how they were at 25, and
get a decent replay of Lyfe, and root the shielas who they missed out
on.
We need to have open minds, and to know more we need to look further,
except that to proceed further to what we think is OUT THERE or
further down in size to what is IN THERE is costing exponential sums
of money which could be better spent on say, fixing the roads,
eliminating 1,001 problems which make Life on Earth likely to change
from the cuddly world we know to a snarling tyrant.
God knows all the answers they might say, but God can't be defined any
more than infinity taken to the umptenth power, so the idea that God
knows stuff at all makes utter nonsense, because we have to remain
ignorant about God, unless we become God, which is most unlikely.
Jus' be good, or I'll rip ya bloody arm orf!
Aunty Jack woz rite.
Patrick Turner
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